Roofus the Roller Roo
Kangaroos hop. Hopping is what they do. That's why it was so odd
that back in the most outback part of the Outback, there was one
kangaroo named Roooofus who wouldn't hop. He thought hopping
And while he didn't mind kicking back and doing nothing at all, it
was hopping that he'd wholeheartedly have none of. So, he'd just sit
under his favorite gum tree and shout, "G'day!" to his un-hip mates
as they'd hop here and there.
Of course, it didn't take too long for him to get very bored. So, one
day, he decided to catch a freighter to America, just to see what the
young kangaroos over there did for fun. He found they roller skate,
now he is having fun too.